Do you know your hymns well?

Got this from a friend this morning. Pretty funny :-

Dentist’s Hymn………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman’s Hymn………………There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor’s Hymn………………….The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn………………….Holy, Holy, Holy (i dont get this, really!)

The Golfer’s Hymn………………… There’s a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn…………….Standing on the Promises

Optometrist’s Hymn………………..Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent’s Hymn…………….I Surrender All —>hahaha!! reminds me of someone.

The Gossip’s Hymn…………………Pass It On

The Electrician’s Hymn…………..Send The Light

The Shopper’s Hymn………………Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor’s Hymn………………… I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn…. He Touched Me

The Doctor’s Hymn………………….. The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph………………..God Will Take Care of You —> this is our church camp most sung hymn

65mph………………..Nearer My God To Thee

85mph………………..This World Is Not My Home

95mph………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home

100mph……………….Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk.

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